1. Yes, I searched for this. I turned on my computer and waited why it booted up and opened my browser just to get the answer to this question. We search to know we’re not alone.
2. This, if true, suuuuuucks. Of all famous historical figures who have ever lived, Helen Keller would have loved sex the most! If anyone ever asks what I would do if I had a time machine, I will say I would go back and be HK’s wingwoman for a night and get her so laid.
3. The wording of the explanation for why HK never had sex is super-messed.
4. Uh, Happy New Year everybody!!
UPDATE: Okay one last thing: HOW DID THEY KEEP IT “IN CHECK”??
